Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
i woke up to my roommate spraying cooking spray on my legs. fourth time this has happened. not cool.
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
Sorry I didn't answer your call last night, I was peeing on the driveway.
You walked up to me, grabbed my face and said "I just peed in the sink!"
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
Company meeting and there he was. Felt a little weird like 'last night you were telling me how your dick loves me, and now we're listening to a report on sales figures'.
Your sister walked upto me in the middle of the hallway and was like get us beer or shes never having sex with you ever again, wtf
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