yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
I don't know why girls would even talk to someone as drunk as I was.
He dated me before I started drinking. I feel like he deserves a consolation bj for all the effort he had to put in to get in my pants.
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
Just for future questioning, I didnt break up with you over text
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
We had sex in Lake Michigan for an hour Sunday.
Thanks for ruining an entire lake for me. I hate you so much right now.
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