If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
No more tipping the bathroom attendant with your phone.
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
Also while I am being the bigger person I plan on bringing over something strong smelling and/or alcoholic to torture the poor hungover bastard
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
Only my second night back in town and I already have drunk middle aged women doing the robot around me in a circle.
so dehydrated I couldn't fill the pee cup to the right line for my drug test for school. I was like sorry it was my birthday yesterday
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
I swear I'm an adult. I say as I send my mom to go find me green lucky charms and lady gaga oreos
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