Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
on the list of things id be doing when i was almost 30, waiting for a girl to finish shitting the bed wasn't on there.
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
I can't cum and do my makeup at the same time.
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
You are the worst substitute drug dealer ever
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
I threw up in the shower, slipped, and fell in it. Should I try and continue my day or just get back in bed?
she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
How ya feelin sunshine?
Like a million dollars! ... That has been hit by a bus, drowned under water and beat repeatedly by a shovel.
How I know I've been single too long: I'm reveling in finding out my taken friends are being tragically dumped
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