Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
...he tried to burn down someone's house once. ABORT ABORT ABORT
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
I've never felt more disgusting in my life. And I'm including the time I snuggled that homeless woman in the puddle of my whiskey vomit.
I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
If I don't get my shit together, I'm going to be one of those really fucked up cases on 1000 ways to die
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
The problem with having a roommate is that you are forced to answer the age old question "Are you okay?"
Their children would look like the Michelin man and smell like chef Boyardee
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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