Swine flu. Run for my life!
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
I should probably go to bed before I start to care about why I started drinking in the first place.
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
apparently domino's not only has a live feed of pizzas coming out of the oven, but it also has a built in smooth jazz radio station. this pizza's getting really pornographic really fast.
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
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