I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
theres a wall by my room thats like, a prime fucking wall. before i move out SOMEBODY is gonna fuck me on that wall, goddamnit.
We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
He came up behind me making dolphin noises in my ear when I noticed a collection of hors d'ouevres from the reception earlier in his jacket pocket
I will never doubt you again...he IS perfect for you
Hey remember that night when you sang Fergie to me? I think that's the exact moment in time when the thought "I could be faithful to this man" came into serious consideration.
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
First table when you walk in. Can't miss us. I'm wearing a feather boa and a green hat
You had me at first table
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
Never doubt me. I am drunk and unstoppable and I will finish this book
I was on top for a full on make out when in dead silence "I'm moaning Myrtle" came from the TV. Moment ruined. I got cock blocked by a fictional ghost
Broken heels while double fisting margaritas, picking up shirtless, bloody men and escorting them out of harms way, the meltdown when I realized I can go without a bra bc my boobs shrunk, the morning vodka red bull you were forced to drink? Which one roped you in?
Randomize
