Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
I saw a penis in my cereal this morning. do you think my cheerios are like professor trelawney's tea leaves?
one can only hope.
You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
There was a reason God said "Let there be titties" on the Fifth Day.
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
You know what a wolf looks like when it kills a small animal? How it shakes it around in it's mouth? I did that to a bag of Taco Bell last night
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
Why is there multiple peanut butter and toasts stuck to the fridge door?
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
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