Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
i wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commericals
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
New requirements. My future husband must have a nose ring and wear headbands.
We are no longer friends.
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
I have way too big of a thanksgiving food baby to enjoy any of my old high school booty calls
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
Super awkward when the coworker you made out with in exchange for molly last weekend keeps coming over to your cube and trying to talk to you
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
the bartender goes "wow its so good to see you sober" and gives me a hug
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
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