she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
Apple trackpads and semen don't mix. On the way to the Apple Store.
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
I know you're on a date and I should leave you alone but about twenty minutes ago I realized I haven't been spanked in years so if you're still looking for a birthday present, you know, consider it.
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
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