your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
You started an entire relationship based only on sex and emoticons.
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
The thought "Ummm which pants am I wearing? ...I *am* wearing pants, right?" just ran through my head. I'm done. So done.
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
So I almost broadcasted the porn from my phone to the boardroom chrome cast
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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