I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
I have green food coloring in my hair and just got a text from "Guy in the Yard"...so this morning is going just as you might imagine.
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
I'm in jersey with marbles.. He's blasted about to fuck a manatee and his entire family is trying to stop it. His mother punched me in the chest for not trying hard enough
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
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