Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
At the miami airport. Don't know if it's all the tequila I drank in cozumel or the 5 year olds french accent but I might puke.
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
I CAN ONLY BE THE BIRDIE ON YOUR SHOULDER WHO LEADS YOU INTO BAD DESCISIONS
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
Trying to stay sober at a family function but hiccuping so fucking loud. "Have you been drinking?" I hit on my cousin so yeah. I have been drinking.
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
So this ukranian guy got angry and took his clothes off. Now he has my credit card and I can't find my keys.
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