How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
yeah i like to chase my xanax with prozac and then viagra. you're up...and then you're UP
I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
my little brother just asked me why i have handcuffs. How do I tell him that his sister likes being taken advantage of in the bedroom?
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
He sent me an email apologizing for sleeping with her...and by that I mean he sent a picture of his dick to my school e-mail
She sucks dick like Beethoven on piano, but talking to her is like Simple Jack in Tropic Thunder. Still working out the pros vs cons list.
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
i just looked at those "hey" messages and i was so confused and then i remembered we were practicing texting with our tongues.
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
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