i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
Mr. Last Night just informed me I told him to be very quiet when he left this morning and high-fived him as a goodnight kiss. Drunk me is slutty and manly.
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
at the hospital. he locked himself in the kitchen, said he was making beer batter shrimp. don't know if it's the mercury poisoning, alcohol poisoning or second degree burns they're holding him for, but i've got a pretty guess.
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
He needs a high five right to the fucking mouth. With a chair. Or an atomic bomb.
I'm going to make out with someone. I'm on a mission. I don't even care if I'm wearing beer goggles. As long as he's not shorter than me, gay, or a woman.
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
An old biker dude just flirted with me at Food City. I enjoyed it. God damn I need to get laid.
last night I used snow as a chaser
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
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