even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
I said "I am wrapped in the Cocoon Of Comfort! You should go." He started to argue and I yelled "COCOON OF COMFORT!!!" silencing him
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
ok so i got home drunk and was cleaning my kitchen and i was shaking out the throw rug and dropped it out the window, i'm sorry
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
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