I'm really into asian looking animals
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
100% truth: never tied someone to a bed using 4 pairs of sweatpants before
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
I just gave an orange Froot Loop the finger for falling on the floor instead of my mouth when I was pouring a mini box of cereal into my face.
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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