It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
Well apparently "don't come inside of me" wasn't one of the English phrases he understood! On the bright side... At least he will get his green card for having an american kid!
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
the liver wants what the liver wants
So you told me to remind you that you vomited 3 times in the street because you would forget so here is your reminder
Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
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