Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
WHAT? When did I ever refer to one of my past hookups as "the rainforest guy"?
somehow, even strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA can't understand why he'd choose her over me
maybe it's because you talk to strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA
Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
Remember when you laughed that I downloaded a “fireplace” station on my Roku? I just woke up butt naked on my couch with my fireplace station playing. So there, guess that shows you. Now excuse me while I go back to sleep in front of my fireplace.
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