That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
His mom walked into the kitchen smiling, made a scotch on the rocks, hit my bong, and told us goodnight enthusiastically. He's suddenly more appealing to me.
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
It's a fucking menopause festival down here at the strike zone
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
honestly performing my own hysterectomy would hurt less than my cramps right now.
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
Randomize
