While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
This time tomorrow I'll be fingering you
Oh shit a waiter was leaning over me when i opened that and i felt him pause
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
I think it's a bit on the nose for the Uber driver to play stairway to heaven while driving like A psycho.
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