id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
if there werent so many compromising pictures of me in the hands of so many liberal friends, id consider going into politics
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
I got to my internship late... with a bag of chipotle and sex hair.
Consider yourself lucky. If I ever run into my ex, all I'll be able to think is, "I let you pee on me and lead me around on a leash."
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
This fucking storm better not ruin my sex plans this weekend
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