i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
if she shaves her mustache, i'll let her give me head
hey, we don't wanna leave the house because we're watching fireworks on tv. this is america.
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
Memorial weekend is going to be amazeballs. Jungle juice, drunk guys, and my vagina being stimulated by the vibrations of a 4 wheeler. I mean there is no way that can go wrong.
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
There are only four things in life that are certain. 1 Death, 2 Taxes, 3 The wu tang clan aint nothin to fuck with, and 4 you will never be more important than taco bell
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
I need mimosas to revive my soul
i have officially smoked myself stupid. went to wally world to buy soap and toothpaste but got 4 potpies and 2 dessert pies instead. fail.
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