tell your sister to shave her snatch
Just bought two budlight beers with a can of tuna at the bar
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
So I realized I'm not completely sober when the automatic toilet flushed and I screamed
What drink are we having for lunch?
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
woke up to a family dragging me under their beach umbrella, they poured water on me bc they "thought I was dead" then fed me quesadillas and nursed me back to health... gotta love Cabo
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
So I got this new job… ever been fucked in a corner office before?
I think my biggest regret in life is not banging you in the science museum
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
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