Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
meet me or not, i'm out of control
Just hit on a fat chick so shed buy me a drink. Then i walked away. Nice to see how the other half lives.
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
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