I'm sorry I didn't make it out, I got distracted by sparkley boobies.
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
Today is going to be the longest game of "was that a fart, or do I need to go wipe?" I have ever played. Maybe the most challenging too.
I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
Can I borrow you for, like, thirty minutes so you can lay on one boob and rub the other until I fall asleep?
I just put on my phone calendar to remind me of my final child support payment in 2029
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
Randomize
