I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
I think my penis and your vagina just became best friends last night.
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
we just got kicked out of the mexican restaurant. i have a full pitcher of margarita's hiding under my coat.
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
you don't know what its like to have your bartender tell you that you owe him beer money infront of your mother at 3pm on a tuesday
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
You rinsed the beer pong ball off in my White Russian
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
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