i just met rob pattinson in italy. he's so stupid, i feel like i would have to say "your penis goes here!"
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
He was pretty out of it. He heard crickets outside, and thought it was the laptop. So he put his ear to it, rubbed the keyboard, and said "tell me your secrets."
Her little brother walked in right as I was finishing and was like "uhhh hey there's a lunar eclipse outside"
I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
You kept screaming how great you were at drawing poptarts and you insisted on drawing them all over my forearm
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
If the multiverse is real, would you screw yourself? I'd screw myself.
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