North Korea, Best Korea!
Can you believe The 5th Element didn't get best fight scene in 1997?! I'm still bitter. 12 years later.
Haha how do you remember that?
HOW COULD I FORGET?!
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
I want a vodka facial right about now. I'm talking about straight vodka bukkake
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
Today I learned you can't titshake with a corset on.
my mom said i couldn't bring cigarettes cause it was a family trip, which was really irresponsible of her because now i have to walk around the beach drunk trying to find someone with cigarettes.
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
So my best friends wedding ended with everyone seeing me getting eaten out behind the forbes church. Classy!
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