i think my tv is drunk
Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
he just payed for our date, after telling him I was leaving early to meet my fuck buddy. is there something lower than friendzone I can stick this guy in?
I have to stop drunkenly making out with guys just because they're tall or have a beard.
You don't take my phone while I'm passed out, have a three hour conversation on it with Dealer Dave, set up a date with him and NOT TELL HIM THAT HE'S NOT TALKING TO ME.
An outback commercial just played and I remembered that guy from Australia Imade out with at the Derby. Great Bachelorette Party, btw.
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
I love you. Go after that dick
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
Randomize
