we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
You remember those guys we called the police on after they stole our keg? Turns out one of them is a student instructor in one of my classes. Figuring out how best to use this information.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
I found my spirit animal in the shower. It's a sloth/bear that lives in my chest.
You passed out in your dogs bed and you only willingly woke up because I told there was a bottle of vodka and a snickers bar waiting for you upstairs
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
I know you want to take a pregnancy test, but could you wait until Sunday so it doesn't ruin our weekend
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