6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
my goal in life is to wake up with my underwear on
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
she left with her roommate. or at least i think she did. but i also just thought i ate candy corn but i'm hal convinced it was candle wax.
I'm going out w/ her for her b-day in a bit. I just talked to one of her drunk friends on the phone who asked if I could "handle 7 lesbian." This could be interesting.
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
It's 1pm, she's in the shower, I don't have the guts tell her I wasn't her blind date. Someone got stood up.
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
Was reaching for my vibrator this morning out of my nightstand and strained my neck muscle. I'm getting so old.
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
He is married, and has a regrettably large penis. I need to find another one right away to get myself out of this mess.
How big does a penis have to be before it becomes regrettably so?
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
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