Just brushed my teeth...forgot we used this toothbrush in bed last night.
thus making me awesome and them whores
I don't think brook has ever known best
so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
Eating hibachi. The chef is squirting sake into my mouth with a ketchup bottle. Happened twice, more to come.
can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
Woke up with chlamydia and a bruised rib. I'd say my boss is gonna be mad about me not showing up to work, except you know.. it's her fault.
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
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