whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
Just saw a man jogging. For recreation. At 3am. Who's he training to be, batman?
On blowjobs: "If you decide to go there, you finish the job. No complaining." I don't care if it sounds like she's talking about Iraq, I'm in love.
Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
Oh right she's pregnant - that's why all of her statuses have been uber depressing
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
He told me that a camel appeared out of nowhere and it told him to quit smoking...
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
I based a lot of our friendship on the fact that I thought you were crying from feeling so sad for me when I got crabs. I'm not sure if we can ever be as close now.
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
Now that it's fall I have to prepare for the imminent arrival of ripped up sweatpants shoved into folded over sequined uggs
You kicked my dad IN THE NUTS right when he walked in.
Sorry, man. Thought he was a cop.
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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