i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
I made two strippers play rock paper scissors to see who would give me a lap dance last night
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
There are several different types of life sentences in my purse right now.
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
He called me at two in the morning to tell me he was throwing the tiny Thor hammer at moving vehicles. Apparently he missed the guy on the motorcycle.
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
Randomize