New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
I've decided that life's journeys are more fun when your moral compass hangs in front of you and swings with each step
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
Let me begin my 3 part apology by saying that you are a wonderful human being...
I was talking to a guy at my work, and mid-sentence he started vomiting violently for about five minutes, then he said, " great dope" and carried on like nothing had happened.
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
Randomize
