ready 4 sex 2nite?
wow. woo me matt, woo me.
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
If you're trying to subtly tell me that I look like Connie Chung, just stop it. I already know.
She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
So another one of your girlfriends from middle school had a baby. Thank god you are gay, otherwise you would definitely be a dad by now.
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
I think my Halloween costume this year will be made entirely of pillows and I'll be Marshmellow girl or Kirby. That way I'm comfortable, warm, and if I fall over drunk I'm safe.
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
She was sitting on the couch in his tux jacket...no pants, eating cold vegetable lasagna. Yet I'm the weirdo?
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
You know when you're a kid and you play at the pool until you passed out? It was like that except instead of playing it was sex.
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