Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
if reincarnation is for serious, i better be a guy in my next life
with a huge shlong
massive. i wanna make bitches cry
too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
I pulled down his boxers and a 20 dollar bill fell out. I'm telling you, the blowjob fairy EXISTS
apparently i'm the only person who has heard from her since saturday. she texted me "burt reynolds" at 2am sunday
We got a Christmas tree, decorated it to surprise his wife And kids who were out of town for her father's funeral, then fucked like rabbits on their new mattress before he had to pick them up at the airport.
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
I made a Russian puke. I outdrank a Russian. I am unstoppable.
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
Took my nervous poop earlier then expected it's gonna be a good day
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