Just cropdusted the office
i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
If someone cant be won over with guacomole and tequila they are not worth your time.
Shut up. It sucks being the ugly friend, I would know, but someones gotta play the role
His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
No, I did not fuck him for football tickets. I fucked him for tickets to the superbowl. I'm not that much of a slut.
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
I feel like the devil is trying to impregnate me through my eyeballs.
I think I just received the most dignified proposition of my life. From the father of the bride. Who'd have thought.
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