we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
we just toasted to your mouth on alex's balls at the bar
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
You sprinted into the side of a parked car
I found my soulmate. Behold my idiot as we spaz into the sunset.
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
Your phone just changed "liver" to "liquor" how dose that make you feel
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
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