Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
Sometimes when I whip my dick out it looks REAL impressive. This, was NOT one of those times.
Whatcha textin bout Willis?
where does the pee come out of this thing
she was so "full of love" from watching twilight that she came over and gave me a handjob. when does the next movie come out?
I swear to god I'm going to hunt down and stab the next telemarketer that calls from a blocked number while I'm waiting for my STD results...
I just woke up wearing the O-ring from my dildo harness as a bracelet. Classy.
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
i think every time you texted me i responded with 'bathroom floor'
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
I'm at work, and just realized I the beer smell I keep getting random whiffs of is my bra. I fail at life.
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
Randomize
