We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
Disregard any previous text from the past 12 hours. Except for the one about scoring a strike while drunk bowling. Remember that one.
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
Need help. Super baked. Stuck on couch. Dying of thirst. Bring paint thinner or something to pry me off. Only thumbs and neck work.
Times like this, when you talk openly about Tinkerbell being your spirit animal, are times when I'm allowed to question your sexuality.
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
I shaved my entire vagina for a man who had the personality of a potato and a C- orgasm. Life is a series of disappointments.
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
admittedly, geting that drunk in front of my last two exes wasnt a good idea
probably didn't help that you cheated on them with each other either
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
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