no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
What happened last night?
You soiled yourself again and told everybody that you'd given birth.
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.
Change of plans I'm coming home and shotgunning all the beer we have.
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
We tried to play tennis but after about 15 minutes we gave up and fucked against the fence. Woulda been a cute third date so of course I had to ruin it.
I was about to take him home and fuck his brains out but then the police came and arrested him for the stolen credit card he had been buying me drinks with all night...
I'm wearing the monkey suit out tonight. I hope you're ok with it leaving the bedroom
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
i think we sleep fucked last night...
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