You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
You're the end to all my bad dreams.
Did you have that reoccuring dream about me banging your mom again?
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
Just threw up in my seat during the national anthem. Probably not good.
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
Drinking heavily at 3pm and about to rescue a 30lb street turtle. Dont even bother attempting to rise to this level bitch
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
I have betrayed my no carb ways & I can feel it.
Embrace it. Come over to the dark side. I'll feed you muffins while stroking your hair.
Is there a nice, calm way of telling your friend/housemate/former lover/person who does not reciprocate your feelings that your period is late?
Randomize
