2:23 am: come sit on my lap i have a stick that'll keep you in place
I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
Returning my drunken purchases from last night. Not a single thing I bought was on sale.
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
Whiskey chased with ice cubes? Here's a big FUCK THAT to that
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
I feel like too many of my sentences start of with "Hey, fuckface!"
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
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