just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
Can we please start going to the gym before I accidentally kill someone via explosive fat girl pants button accident
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
I sliced my fucking arm open last night after margarita madness and had to drive myself to the ER. Got six stitches and a social worker came in and asked if I was abused due to my sex bruises. I literally had to tell her "don't worry, I like it rough"
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
Always keep a stash of tequila in your work desk. That is like adulting 101.
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
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