i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
alright so where did all these fingerpaintings on my bedroom wall come from?
dude. you drew those with your dick
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
Posting happy birthday to my grandpa on Facebook.... Then realizing my profile pic is me dressed as a slutty cop when he used to be a police officer.
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
he literally referred to his penis as the alaskan bull worm from spongebob. when can we get married
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
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