My sheets at my parents place are clean. No braveheart but I can paint myself, yell "freedom", and sword fight you with my cock. So come over.
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
I'm now consulting a magic eight ball on all major life decisions. On another note I think I have chlamydia.
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
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