im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
just won a stolen shopping cart in a dance off in a parking lot.
FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
Your roommate from freshman year just had a baby. I think you're winning. Hooray for fifth year seniors!
And then I cried about the Cubs for a half hour. If my dignity hadn't already been lost by that point in the night, it sure as hell was then.
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
Went to work in the same clothes from last night, completely covered in glitter...I didn't choose the hag life, the hag life chose me
I was drunk while I accepted my job offer. Here's to growing up.
Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
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