it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
i just woke up i smell like fire, i have bruises on both knees and one elbow, i have a lighter and nip of smirnoff blueberry in my bed, rug burn on one hip and about 12 pics of you and me on my camera-this needs to stop happening
yea ive got to shower which is going to be painful given the skin burns from the blowup obstacle course races last night
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
I just woke up with a bunch of French fries in my hand and a chocolate shake balancing on my pillow. Lovely.
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
I woke up in the closet and then I found my shirt in a bag of Doritos... how does that work out?
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
Dance move was taxi-ing on the runway then taking off in a plane. All the boys wanted to beat you up cause they were like "who is this angel flapping her arms like a bird in the bar i must have her"
Our first crop came in on the day that they added Hercules to Netflix Instant, I think it's the universe telling us that it approves of us growing shrooms in our guest room.
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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