Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
i feel like after you turn 30 you aren't supposed to black out anymore
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
I seriously just caught my 15 year old little sister with a positive pregnancy test coming out of the bathroom. Honest to God.
I have a coat hanger and a baseball bat. Her choice.
this boner is fucking legendary. i should name it and celebrate its birthday every year
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
To be fair I went my whole first week without showing up to work drunk!
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
Randomize
