I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
I don't really know how to say this, but I have an oven mitt to return to you tomorrow..
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
My girlfriend is talking to my ex-boyfriend at the bar right now. I REPEAT, GIRLFRIEND IS TALKING TO EX BOYFRIEND RIGHT NOW. GET ME THE FUCK OUT OF THIS PLAACE
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
It's not my fault, Tequila turned all my alarms off.
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
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