Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
throwing up in the shower isnt as glamorous as i expected
since when the fuck is that glamorous?
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
The only thing that made me get out of bed this morning was knowing that tonight, I don't plan on remembering what happened today
The moment you realize you should grow up: you're snorting your fathers percocet script with your old health insurance card, while your parents are on a 10 day cruise in the carribean...
I miss you more than I would miss junk food if I went on a diet. And you've seen me eat, you know how desperate I'd be.
i want to go make food but i'll have to face my mom after telling her that the random i'm sleeping with, whose name i don't know, told me I was "too slutty to be his girlfriend" when i was drunk last night
My car windows are covered in lube. Happy 4th of July!
i thought you were just a really comfy body pillow until i sobered up. oops.
Don't wake me up to tell me to cook for you because you don't like taco meat.
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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