I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
I found her under my bed eating airplane pretzels.
Just saw you drinking out of a flask on national tv. I've never been more proud of you
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
My dad handed me a drink and said, "This'll knock your dick in the dirt..."
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
Oh, cold wet seat on the 48! Are you piss? Are you the sweaty ass leavings of an obese person? Are you the spilled King Cobra from the night before? I do not know! I dare not smell to find out... Pants ruined...
steve's beating me 4-2 in our "sexually confusing straight people" competition. steve is a wizard. this is not a drill.
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
Remember when I puked into a mesh garbage can in the middle of a meeting and told the clients it was "morning sickness"?
hahah yep
Well the are flying back here, it's been like 10 months, should I frame fake baby pics in my office?? Or too much?
So I forgot to ask, how was that bartender you slept with two weeks ago?
Google chlamydia.
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
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